I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
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