Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
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