is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
I really don't understand how I cannot figure out how to work a fucking can opener when I'm hungover. Yet I still retained the ability to take a perfectly symmetrical picture of my erect penis and send it to every person in Matt's contacts the night before.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
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