im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
I have fence marks all over my body
The dick lei will go down in squad history
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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