I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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