Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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