physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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