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  Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril

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• You don't get the metaphor because it is a simile.

  Submitted by Bloomfield on Jan 28, 13 at 11:54am

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  • okay well i dont get the similie

    Submitted by kbai on Jan 28, 13 at 6:51pm

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• I'm not sure I follow the metaphor...

  Submitted by ThisCantBeReal on Jan 28, 13 at 11:36am

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• ......what?

  Submitted by LemmePhister on Jan 28, 13 at 7:14pm

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• Holy shit! That's a pretty long dick!

  Submitted by budman999 on Jan 28, 13 at 11:41am

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• Heidi???

  Submitted by xandrasm on Jan 31, 13 at 8:25pm

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• Amusing at first, but increasingly awkward and painful until you finally end up in the ER?

  Submitted by llamachicaou on Jan 30, 13 at 8:45am

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• Awks, a simile is a type of metaphor.

  Submitted by dangitslexi on Jan 31, 13 at 7:38am

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• Touche...

  Submitted by ThisCantBeReal on Jan 28, 13 at 3:46pm

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