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(803): View more from South Carolina

My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."

(1-803): View more from South Carolina

Did you win?

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.

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(212): View more from New York

so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated

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(402): View more from Nebraska

She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.

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(406): View more from Montana

I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies

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