These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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