Your face is a jimmy john
I love black thongs
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I need water and some morals
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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