Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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