i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
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