Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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