we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize