okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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