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I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.

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From Alabama, and he hasn't hooked up with his cousin?

Submitted by ThordanPano on Oct 19, 10 at 3:43pm

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Damn, how come just because a person waits to have sex everyone thinks they're fat or in some other way undesirable? Not everyone who's a virgin is so because nobody will have sex with them... some people are virgins by choice, believe it or not.

Submitted by somethingorother on Oct 20, 10 at 10:02am

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Have you tried the one handed headstand?

Submitted by Keefcurl on Oct 19, 10 at 5:01pm

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- I Have...My Personal Favorite Actually
  
  Submitted by WhatTheDuece on Oct 22, 10 at 12:35am
  
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like with a vacuum cleaner nozzle?

Submitted by reply_ on Oct 19, 10 at 7:07pm

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- ...nick?
  
  Submitted by utladc on Oct 21, 10 at 4:39pm
  
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I'll do you. I'm a good samaritan.

Submitted by roast1021 on Oct 20, 10 at 2:37pm

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I lost my virginity the weekend of my 23rd bday...... Now I am 33 and glad it happened then lol

Submitted by tazpurvis on Oct 20, 10 at 6:13am

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Damn. Get some already!

Submitted by jimmyboy on Oct 19, 10 at 3:46pm

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dude don't discriminate fat chicks need loving too!

Submitted by rico1931 on Oct 19, 10 at 4:16pm

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I've imagined masturbating in ways that I can't.

Submitted by said8ED on Oct 20, 10 at 12:02pm

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Ceiling cat is watching you.

Submitted by MAATT_DAAAMON on Oct 20, 10 at 12:49pm

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Everytime you kill a kitten, God masturbates. Wait.. what?

Submitted by NBree on Oct 21, 10 at 1:14am

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Two-handed Moss-Covered Family Credenza

Submitted by stevebauer on Oct 20, 10 at 10:34am

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The cock is a terriable thing to waste.

Submitted by atrain044 on Oct 20, 10 at 2:37am

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I still fuck pillows...body pillows.

Submitted by Smartastic on Oct 19, 10 at 4:14pm

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Every time you masturbate God kills a kitten... Think about that next time you have a hot date with Pamela Handerson.

Submitted by mlock08 on Oct 20, 10 at 6:32pm

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Head to Nevada with a thousand in cash. It will bs good for you.

Submitted by cfreymarc on Oct 19, 10 at 7:43pm

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Non-dominant hand = Hey, stranger!

Submitted by typica1cat on Oct 20, 10 at 10:24am

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Rule 89: if you don't use it, you lose it. Scientifical fact peoples!!!

Submitted by TheNewRule on Oct 19, 10 at 11:07pm

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I'm so sorry...

Submitted by GUESS_WHAT on Oct 19, 10 at 7:53pm

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Thts fucking funny

Submitted by gibbsey on Oct 19, 10 at 8:53pm

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One state too far east. Try Mississippi.

Submitted by Hierro on Oct 19, 10 at 4:01pm

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I'm a 19 year old virgin. What's there to brag about except your the cleanest person anyone can make love to?

Submitted by DiabloCam on Oct 30, 10 at 3:49am

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Time to 'try your hand' at writing an autobiographical film-script starring Steve Carell..

Submitted by ojg15 on Oct 20, 10 at 9:36am

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Taylor Montgomery? What?

Submitted by bama1 on Feb 24, 11 at 1:12pm

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I'm a 20 year old virgin =(

Submitted by blackmetalcore on Oct 19, 10 at 9:48pm

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- That's rough.
  
  Submitted by im_sotally_tober on Oct 20, 10 at 1:28am
  
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- go and get some!
  
  Submitted by bellisssima on Oct 20, 10 at 3:26am
  
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@hales: Judging from your grammer you "are incest".

Submitted by letsgetbombed on Oct 20, 10 at 3:51am

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- grammar*
  
  Submitted by thinkpink32 on Oct 20, 10 at 12:18pm
  
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Maybe some of that time could have been spent at the gym and this wouldn't be a problem

Submitted by Phys on Oct 19, 10 at 7:05pm

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Why does this sound like he's saying it during a standoff with a supervillain?

Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 13, 12 at 8:36pm

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@Ibdl Actually unless that item breaks her hymen then technically she is still a virgin

Submitted by jarodo on Oct 22, 10 at 4:43am

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just because someone is from alabama doesn't mean they're incest.

Submitted by hales on Oct 19, 10 at 10:42pm

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- doesn't mean they aren't
  
  Submitted by jimmyboy on Oct 20, 10 at 11:18am
  
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HA!!!

Submitted by zozo on Nov 13, 10 at 11:35pm

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One word: prostitute:)

Submitted by veryhiggggghhhh on Oct 20, 10 at 1:00am

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205 in the house!!!

Submitted by superbamaglf on Oct 21, 10 at 3:21am

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@somethingorother- That sure sounds like sumthin a fat ugly virgin would say. You're busted, tubby!

Submitted by ThatMeezyGuy on Nov 15, 10 at 5:37am

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Lmfao that's terrible

Submitted by bangleyxl on Oct 19, 10 at 10:46pm

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my sister is almost 26 and is still a virgin hahah

Submitted by ckdani on Oct 20, 10 at 1:37am

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- Is she fat?
  
  Submitted by Superguin on Oct 20, 10 at 11:19am
  
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Ever heard of GHB? Might be your answer

Submitted by BondDaddy on Oct 20, 10 at 9:49am

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- speaking as a girl that has been drugged....this isn't funny. try sitting in a hospital for day not knowing if anything happened during the 6 hours you don't remember.
  
  Submitted by traveller1988 on Oct 21, 10 at 12:33am
  
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  - same here. It's horrifying.
    
    Submitted by vodkasian on Oct 22, 10 at 4:24pm
    
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Could be a fat girl.

Submitted by janesaddiction on Oct 19, 10 at 6:05pm

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Not!!! If a woman puts something in there she isn't a virgin...the object took it. Sex with objects is still sex, same sensations and results...

Submitted by Ibdl on Oct 20, 10 at 2:29pm

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- If your sex with objects is the same as your sex with people, you've picked the wrong partners.
  
  Submitted by iowawashington on Oct 20, 10 at 2:55pm
  
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- you are retarded.
  
  Submitted by vodkasian on Oct 22, 10 at 4:27pm
  
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