Texts From Last Night · Keefcurl's Favorites

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(828): View more from North Carolina

That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.

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(713): View more from Texas

I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny

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(250): View more from British Columbia

Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?

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(541): View more from Oregon

I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her

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(503): View more from Oregon

There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever

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