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I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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