That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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