My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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