i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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