pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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