they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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