Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Can I color on your dick again?
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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