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You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.

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that image would be horrifying if baby squirrels weren't so damn adorable

Submitted by wxmanify on Jan 31, 12 at 8:53pm

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Just remember to protect your nuts from that little bastard!

Submitted by porksword on Jan 31, 12 at 7:27pm

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- Hahahahahah, you make me lol all over the place
  
  Submitted by BE4TmyM34T on Feb 1, 12 at 11:45pm
  
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I've seen a rat burrow out of a human torso...that was a special kinda nightmare fuel

Submitted by nunubeest on Jan 31, 12 at 5:22pm

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- WTH, nunu?
  
  Submitted by SCBeauty1983 on Jan 31, 12 at 7:13pm
  
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  - aid work in Africa..wasn't even the worst thing I saw
    
    Submitted by nunubeest on Jan 31, 12 at 9:16pm
    
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    Ewwwww!
    
    Submitted by Luvvyboo2 on Jan 31, 12 at 10:22pm
    
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    Luvvy did you forget your password or are you not the original Luvvy?
    
    Submitted by GA_Peach on Jan 31, 12 at 10:25pm
    
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    I am the original Luvvy. I had to change the name because this site wasn't letting me sign on
    
    Submitted by Luvvyboo2 on Jan 31, 12 at 10:58pm
    
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- I'm gonna have to send you your membership card...you're definitely Sick FUCK. Congrats.
  
  Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Jan 31, 12 at 7:45pm
  
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  - Membership approved
    
    Submitted by Malicius on Feb 1, 12 at 8:06am
    
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aw I love squirrels. when they're gnawin on my nuts! -Chad Kroeger

Submitted by NickelbackSux8D on Feb 1, 12 at 1:52am

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Rally squirrel!!!!

Submitted by Misslissa08 on Jan 31, 12 at 8:15pm

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I have this problem where I'm goin about my day then I float up catch fire eyes glow and some asshole says "assuming direct control" and bam I become this total cockbite XD

Submitted by nunubeest on Jan 31, 12 at 10:51pm

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@nunubeest, lmao, ME2 ftw!!! You must play mass effect, I did too, until I took an arrow to the knee,

Submitted by bttrdenu on Jan 31, 12 at 11:59pm

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- lmao
  
  Submitted by nunubeest on Feb 1, 12 at 3:41am
  
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That must have been one hell of a night

Submitted by ceciliaskylight on Jan 31, 12 at 4:15pm

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Been there but never heard it that descriptive.

Submitted by cfreymarc on Jan 31, 12 at 4:54pm

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Depending on how the night went, it could be both!

Submitted by Phys on Jan 31, 12 at 6:22pm

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I call it a poor attempt at humor

Submitted by ComboBreaker28 on Jan 31, 12 at 11:44pm

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Nunubeest- your experiences disturb me in an awesome way lol\nAnd yet you display behavior of a "perfectly" normal person hahahahahaha

Submitted by Dr_Rod on Jan 31, 12 at 6:30pm

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- lmao I'm faaar from normal ask luvy about some of my issues XD
  
  Submitted by nunubeest on Jan 31, 12 at 9:17pm
  
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  - LOL!!
    
    Submitted by Luvvyboo2 on Jan 31, 12 at 10:23pm
    
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  - Your no worse than any of the rest of us.
    
    Submitted by GA_Peach on Jan 31, 12 at 10:24pm
    
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Hangovers, migraines...\n\nDamn, that's a great description. It might be a baby bat though with the sensitivity to light and sound.

Submitted by entersandman13 on Jan 31, 12 at 7:21pm

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- that just about describes my migraines, too
  
  Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Jan 31, 12 at 7:43pm
  
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On an unrelated note: I just listened to the fourth pirates movie's menu orchestra for an hour because I could feel the soul in the chello and violin's player. MIND BLOWN

Submitted by GA_Peach on Feb 1, 12 at 4:03am

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- ...very high
  
  Submitted by GA_Peach on Feb 1, 12 at 4:22am
  
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  - I've done that only it was for the character creation screen for the mmorpg "shin megami tensei"
    
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Submitted by wxmanify on Jan 31, 12 at 8:53pm

Submitted by porksword on Jan 31, 12 at 7:27pm

Submitted by BE4TmyM34T on Feb 1, 12 at 11:45pm

Submitted by nunubeest on Jan 31, 12 at 5:22pm

Submitted by SCBeauty1983 on Jan 31, 12 at 7:13pm

Submitted by nunubeest on Jan 31, 12 at 9:16pm

Submitted by Luvvyboo2 on Jan 31, 12 at 10:22pm

Submitted by GA_Peach on Jan 31, 12 at 10:25pm

Submitted by Luvvyboo2 on Jan 31, 12 at 10:58pm

Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Jan 31, 12 at 7:45pm

Submitted by Malicius on Feb 1, 12 at 8:06am

Submitted by NickelbackSux8D on Feb 1, 12 at 1:52am

Submitted by Misslissa08 on Jan 31, 12 at 8:15pm

Submitted by nunubeest on Jan 31, 12 at 10:51pm

Submitted by bttrdenu on Jan 31, 12 at 11:59pm

Submitted by nunubeest on Feb 1, 12 at 3:41am

Submitted by ceciliaskylight on Jan 31, 12 at 4:15pm

Submitted by cfreymarc on Jan 31, 12 at 4:54pm

Submitted by Phys on Jan 31, 12 at 6:22pm

Submitted by ComboBreaker28 on Jan 31, 12 at 11:44pm

Submitted by Dr_Rod on Jan 31, 12 at 6:30pm

Submitted by nunubeest on Jan 31, 12 at 9:17pm

Submitted by Luvvyboo2 on Jan 31, 12 at 10:23pm

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Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Jan 31, 12 at 7:43pm

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