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Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit

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(206): View more from Washington

sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?

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(850): View more from Florida

Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.

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(214): View more from Texas

Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house

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(315): View more from New York

It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.

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Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection

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(860): View more from Connecticut

So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.

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(727): View more from Florida

Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.

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