She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
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Then stop acting like she's doing you a favor yourself and start turning her down, dumbass.
Then do it yourself, jackoff.
And she does a shitty job most of the time.
Yeah, act like you could always take your "bidnezz" elsewhere, but be warned, you may have to.
And it's always better when you paint an asshole on your hand anyway, coz at least then it still looks like you're gettin some ass...
But remember, girls don't always need a guy. There's toys & they have hands to, so id take what you can get playa, and tell her to remember its not a shake weight.
This one is fucking awesome! And so true.
But it's less work for you! If she's willing let her go crazy!
Ha ha ha ha.. How accurate.
i think i have a question here. so...if you are 20, you've been jacking off since you had a dick...? or, you're about 30. i dunno.
exactly hand jobs are for pre-teens and masturbating only
Well that's great "jack"
This is classic.
Quit bitchin there is a hand around your dick just be thankful it's hers not some dudes!
Agreed dubbydubs
@Underagehangover, have fun sucking your own dick then
Lol then ask her for bj
These Pretzels are making me thirsty!
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