I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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