What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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