At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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