grandma shit on top of the toilet
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Randomize
