So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
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Didn't happen.
why does it matter if you're sober or drunk?
Fake.
Everyone that says "pics or it didn't happen" is a big bag of dildos. You can't even post pictures you ass hats.
pics or it didnt happen
these aren't supposed to be called real or fake it's just to be funny dip shits
7896 =D
Sounds like a bar along Orchard.
This was in Atlanta. We don't have any 'Orchards' here, just a thousand and one streets with 'Peachtree' in them.
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Hahahahaha awesome\nI'll show you mine and you're mine for the night!
God I love Atlanta hahaha
After hopping along bars in Buckhead, now I know why Sherman burned the town.
@yoursforever it's called "texts from last night", not "made up bullshit from earlier today."
how drunk was the chick? that wouldn't happen sober.
It's awesome that Penis is capitalized.
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