I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
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Did the kid ever ask for candy again?
Marry me.
poor kid lol
Lol Ima try that on my oldest
Santa doesn't put up with slackers....
you are truly epic
haha this one was hilarious!
Teacher? Obviously a camp counsler
I feel famous because I know the guy that posted this.... :D
Yes! For the win.
awesome. pure awesome.
This was already posted on onesentence. Lame.
You just ruined this childs chance of ever making any friends.
poor kid! hope u don't lubricate for a month for being such an a-hole.
Hahahaha I love it. I fucking love it.
9:37 ... no egg nog is elf cum ... didnt u know????
Hmm, I would have just said candy canes were for elves with broken legs.
omg im totally using this when the holiday season rolls around
horrible. i laughed, though. you bastard.
Ahhahahahha. It'd weird I know who posted this. :)
I'm shaking with laughter.
Shit the teacher should have grabbed it and said" And this looks like the good kind of bone" and shoved in down her throat..
AWESOME. have to remember that one.
AWESOME line. Who cares if it's a repost?
OP you are an asshole, and a hilarious one indeed.
so mean op...i love it!
And I thought I was mean to kids...
This is stolen from One Sentence Stories, and it was way better to read it on there. Lame of you to steal it.
omg lol that kid is never going to eat candy again..
...that's worse than dogbert telling kids that school is where they fatten you up to eat you!
worst. teacher. ever.
Ahahahaha! I have small children and I would feel awful saying this to them but...this is HILARIOUS!!!!
-reposts in quotes on facebook-
11:11 - particularly because most kids are on summer break right now, and Christmas season isn't for four more months. Duh.
this...is...awesome!
10:06 is from Dave Attell
10:46 ... no shit i thought id inform the world of the uninformed. thanks Capt. Obvious....
and eggnog is their blood
this is stupid in general...no matter what site its on.
thank you 11:00. I knew i had read it somewhere else.
hahaha, this is the best piece of information EVER. i'm gonna tell this to kids from now on. oh, and 10:06 - that one too. but maybe when they're a little older and know what cum is.
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