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  It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.

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• You know, that's a common thing with us Matt's.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 2:48pm

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  • did your girlfriend forward that to simply saying "its true" too?!?!

    Submitted by CrazdPyroManiac on Jul 15, 10 at 5:37pm

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• The name Matt is short for Matthew, which means "gift from God"...so there's your answer right there. -Matt (God)

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 3:43pm

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• I would blow any guy named matt. Serious correlation between the name and sexiness. I'd even do it passionately.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 6:51pm

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• Dude. Been there. One word: keeper.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 8:42pm

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• Woohoo, my name is Matt

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 8:56pm

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• First, she was faking it. Second, your name is Matt so therefore, you are in terrible in bed. Third, I would like to roundhouse kick Avril Lavigne. Forth, what if God was one of us?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 3:41am

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  • Hey maybe she wasn't faking...but if I had to guess, I'd say she's probably a fat ass.

    Submitted by dantheman3384 on Jan 30, 10 at 12:53pm

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• Ditto to that 9:03 haha :)

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 10:06am

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• Ha fail triple post

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 10:56pm

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• My name is Matt as well and if you want plesure like this contact me

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 5:03pm

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• oh my! she must have been yelling out "God" so much that this poor guy got confused! its like "hey, im pretty sure my name is matt, or is it?!?!?!" ahahahhahha! LOL! omg

  Submitted by breakfast on Jan 27, 10 at 5:34am

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• Well what if she was just imagining she was with god instead of u

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 12:02am

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• Wat is frist?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 2:50pm

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• Wow, nice work!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 3:20pm

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• I know a Jew named matt

  Submitted by andersen216 on Jun 22, 11 at 1:43am

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• Matt's are gifts from God. I know my Matt is!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 3:29am

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• Lol my boyfriends name is Matt :D

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 2:58am

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• Sorry, "frist" was a typo... I believe the correct spelling is "fuck off"

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 6:04pm

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  • Now now, Bill Frist isn't that bad of a guy...

    Submitted by Herschel on Jan 27, 10 at 12:54am

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• Ha okay 825 it may be old but it's still fuckin awesome. Stop getting your panties in a bunch

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 8:43pm

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• Hey 651 I'm Matt

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 11:15pm

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• Haha epic. I used to date a guy named Matt and he was AMAZING!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 11:00pm

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• Like my spelling of repricutions

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 12:01am

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• Lol yea every matt I know is sexy as hell

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 3:18pm

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• Lies, my name is god...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 2:16pm

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• Grrr I wish my name was Matt, I'd get so much more pussy.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 1:08am

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• MESSAGE

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 8:37pm

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• i would not be surprised if this came from my area code soon

  Submitted by skittlesreaper on Dec 7, 10 at 5:14pm

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• Yeah everyone named Matt is a beast. I know this and it isn't even my name.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 6:10pm

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• I know a girl that dated pretty much every Matthew in our town that is between the ages of 14 - 21. That's like... Seven... She's fourteen. o.o

  Submitted by xhauntedpassionx on Sep 5, 10 at 11:45am

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• Lol I know what that feels like. Although I was sorta embarrassed the next morning because his freinds must have heard me hahaha. I was high and having a awesome time what can I say..

  Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 2, 10 at 1:19am

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• My man name us Matt. Hehe matts are lucky guys. I've had sex with like 4 matts -girl next door

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 12:27am

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• They really need names, or usernames or something for this site... It pisses me off trying to figure out who said what and when...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 10:46am

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• My name is Mattlets hope same thing happens to me

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 9:12pm

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• I agree with the posts here as another matt that is good in bed

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 1:00am

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• LMFAO. epic

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 5:57pm

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• Haha that's funny as hell

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 11:01pm

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• She was prb faking it

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 2:51pm

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• Haha

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 2:21pm

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• That screaming you heard was me in her pants... Sorry bout that... Ps. I think I woke ur parents up.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 7:46pm

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• She was totally faking it, but good story.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 9:19pm

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• My man's name is Matt.....ands he's incredible in every way possible..

  Submitted by mattsgirl81 on Feb 9, 11 at 2:16am

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• Hey, if my Matt is as good with his penis as he is with his tongue, I get the feeling he's gonna be sending this text as soon as we get down to it too!

  Submitted by geisha89 on Aug 8, 10 at 10:12pm

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• 10:46... Meh I kinda like it anonymous. Can say whatever u want with no repricutions that way

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 12:01am

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• Awesome I hope to find out for myself soon with a certain Matt

  Submitted by funnyhaha on Jan 27, 10 at 9:03am

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• God I love having the name Matt!!

  Submitted by Mattyo710 on Aug 26, 11 at 8:34pm

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• My name is Matt and I'm not always horny but I do know my way around a girl when I need to.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 3:36pm

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• She was totally faking it, but good story.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 9:21pm

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• that's how it is with me

  Submitted by baseballbuddy91 on Jan 13, 11 at 9:37pm

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• alright ;)

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 8:56am

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• No one really cares. Fucktards.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 4:34pm

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• letttts fuck. haha

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 10:16pm

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• 3:41 hahahaha so random lol fuck Avril Lavigne

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 4:35am

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• Thats funny cuz i do the same thing. scream Matt and then say oh my god haha

  Submitted by Briana21 on Feb 6, 10 at 7:12pm

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• hey matt how old are you? if your 16-25 email me at playerslandmark@gmail.com

  Submitted by LolaLynn15 on Sep 11, 10 at 7:12pm

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• 2:21 is frist. any questions?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 2:39pm

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• 10:16 my name is Matt let's go

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 11:21pm

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• LMFAO

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 7:30pm

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• She was totally faking it, but good story.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 9:20pm

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• All my friends named Matt are always horny

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 9:15pm

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• My Matt is amazing in bed as well

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 3:18pm

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• This a retarded OLD joke idk why people are voting it up, except maybe the people who use this shit are retarded

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 8:25pm

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• Frist

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 2:21pm

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• @2:39 Yeah, define "frist"?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 2:48pm

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• Beast

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 6:04pm

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• To 6:51 maybe we should talk my name is Matt

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 11:00pm

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• Nice

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 12:05am

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• she must of been a verging

  Submitted by doglegs on Sep 5, 11 at 4:56pm

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• Was she screaming "No"?

  Submitted by GottaBeKittenMe on Jul 25, 13 at 12:46am

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• you must of put in the wrong hole

  Submitted by doglegs on Sep 5, 11 at 4:57pm

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• Dude, I went to the bar this evening after checking out this text, and tried it out while hitting on a girl. Saying your name is Matt gets them in bed.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 1:25am

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• Not

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 2:46pm

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• SUCCESS! My names Matt to!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 9:06pm

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• We Matts really are sex gods aren't we. Thank you urban dictionary.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 7:41pm

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