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do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?

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how high are you?

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Spanish chicks are so fucking hot

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 9, 10 at 2:57pm

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Sooooo psychic! I think the same damn thing when I'm high. Lmfao!!

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 9, 10 at 5:41pm

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Taco taco.. burrito burrito you want my taco flavored kisses

Submitted by xsaint on Mar 9, 10 at 9:02pm

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I found this written on my desk in my government class

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 10, 10 at 9:06pm

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I was going to refute with a deeply thoughtful quote from a Spanish source. I don't speak Spanish however. Someone help me out.

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 9, 10 at 4:03pm

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am not even mexican! ~ i think u got a problem with tacos

Submitted by lamer on Mar 10, 10 at 2:00pm

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Have u ever seen telenuevo or whatever that shit is? The Spanish chicks are always fighting n I doubt it's over tacos.

Submitted by grrlfran on Mar 9, 10 at 4:17pm

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Oh my god hahahhaha Why is this the funniest shit I have ever read

Submitted by lalaland4 on Mar 9, 10 at 5:13pm

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Greenbumho your retarted, Mexican people speak Spanish.

Submitted by stlunatic on Mar 9, 10 at 5:02pm

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I can't refute with a deep Spanish thought it's Happy Hour. I need time to have some deep thoughts

Submitted by jprincess on Mar 9, 10 at 4:53pm

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I actually think this is funny

Submitted by JadeSmooches on Mar 10, 10 at 1:42am

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Only someone in Boone could be THAT high... Go App State stoners!

Submitted by Rachelgracelee on Apr 6, 10 at 7:41pm

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wow really? so sad how ignorant people can be.. :sigh:

Submitted by helloooo123 on Mar 9, 10 at 7:39pm

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Súper gayyyy

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 9, 10 at 2:50pm

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I love this! This is t-shirt worthy for some reason!

Submitted by superkram on Mar 9, 10 at 7:33pm

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Lmao hahaha

Submitted by Indestructible on Mar 9, 10 at 5:19pm

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Whoa 11:40 someone needs to pull their panites outta their buttcrack and take a fucking chill pill

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 25, 10 at 9:51am

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He's right. They can't.

Submitted by Orisit on Mar 10, 10 at 6:40am

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Greenbumho- mexicans speak SPANISH!!! aka Spanish language????

Submitted by Mamberrr on Mar 9, 10 at 5:37pm

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- they probably mean mexicans as opposed to people from spain...in spain a torilla is a breakfast food kind of like an omelette
  
  Submitted by alms1 on Mar 9, 10 at 10:58pm
  
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I don't even know why this text is cracking me up but it is.

Submitted by knomye on Mar 9, 10 at 4:54pm

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- me too! I can totally relate.
  
  Submitted by Goosealoose on Mar 10, 10 at 1:48am
  
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Mexicans like tacos, not Spanish people. Fucking moron.

Submitted by greenbumho on Mar 9, 10 at 3:59pm

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- everyone likes tacos! plus he said spanish LANGUAGE. moron.
  
  Submitted by lalalalalalala on Mar 9, 10 at 6:33pm
  
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Spanish chick are ugly as shit actually. No thankyou

Submitted by jztrumpet5 on Mar 9, 10 at 4:34pm

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I really needed a good laugh, thank you! I salute the 336 text - honesty is a rare trait.

Submitted by DemonHokie on Mar 28, 10 at 8:26pm

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Wow "Alex 1:00" just made this not funny at all

Submitted by LJ21 on Mar 11, 10 at 2:49pm

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i think this was my brother.

Submitted by mjbbyx3 on Mar 10, 10 at 1:57am

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Biggie smalls is the illest

Submitted by bobbyhill on Jul 21, 10 at 1:18am

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Spanish guys are hot too! They know how to roll those "r"s

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 9, 10 at 3:11pm

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FIRST MOTHER FUCKERS!!!

Submitted by jjk on Mar 9, 10 at 2:43pm

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"Those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it." -George Santayana

Submitted by Epimetheus on Mar 9, 10 at 10:25pm

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Hey I live in the Greensboro area! Represent 336!

Submitted by PrestonSHS94 on Mar 9, 10 at 8:13pm

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I think that sober

Submitted by kingturtle on Mar 12, 10 at 10:23am

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You are all fckn dumb as shit what are you 3rd world hicks? 2012 we are taking over dipshits

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 9, 10 at 6:01pm

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Gayyyy

Submitted by anahi on Mar 9, 10 at 2:45pm

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Yup I know them hahaha

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 10, 10 at 7:22am

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So that's why there's no therapists in Mexico...

Submitted by Stotan1228 on Mar 9, 10 at 8:00pm

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:giggle: wtf of course we have deep thoughts, ¡pendejo!

Submitted by kmora007 on Mar 9, 10 at 10:09pm

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Yeah fuck Spanish....

Submitted by jsilly on Mar 23, 10 at 11:48pm

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Rutherford rules!

Submitted by Rutherford on Mar 9, 10 at 2:58pm

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Taco flavored kisses for my bennn :)

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 9, 10 at 8:03pm

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You obviously haven't read Cien Años de Soledad

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 9, 10 at 9:13pm

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Probably it is politically incorrect to say mexican.

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 9, 10 at 4:06pm

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lovelovelove this

Submitted by glitterthisthat on Jul 27, 10 at 2:16am

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Que' pasa?

Submitted by esadumf on Mar 10, 10 at 1:13pm

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Holy shit I think I know them. I'm checking my contacts for 828 area code

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 9, 10 at 11:03pm

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- 828 is boone nc!
  
  Submitted by CAL88 on Mar 10, 10 at 4:25am
  
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Loafer wearing super hero gayyyyy

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 9, 10 at 2:59pm

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El amor se filtra como el agua, dejando humedad para siempre.. And what. Not only is it deep, but it's slightly depressing lol not about tacos

Submitted by alexalt on Mar 10, 10 at 1:00am

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wow this is dumb

Submitted by gnarcotics on Mar 9, 10 at 3:36pm

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I agree w this statement

Submitted by carlp on Mar 10, 10 at 12:13am

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HHahahahhHHHH this is fuckinggggggg greatttttttt !!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by bobbyhill on Mar 9, 10 at 10:40pm

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deep thinking truly does take place when you're ripped.... this is hilariouss!

Submitted by stephy on May 16, 10 at 8:25pm

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Your stupid!! Latinas or Spanish chicks like you call them are fucking hot!!! No fake boobs or ass all natural and curvi ex: J Lo. And for yfi a Latino was recently announced as the richest man in the fucking WORLD!!!

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 12, 10 at 11:40pm

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Wow....how did this make the best of the best? This is truly retarded.

Submitted by 4N0NYM0US_CHR1S on Mar 10, 10 at 11:11am

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No burritos, just tacos.

Submitted by Lauren26 on Mar 9, 10 at 10:07pm

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couldn't agree more, what a dumb language

Submitted by iheartsugarcakes on Mar 9, 10 at 5:43pm

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