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(519): View more from Ontario

and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"

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(734): View more from Michigan

We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."

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(609): View more from New Jersey

did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?

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(801): View more from Utah

Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?

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(818): View more from California

They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...

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(786): View more from Florida

He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

I just hotboxed my laundry basket.

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(440): View more from Ohio

Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.

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