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  • I was so high I wrote an extra credit essay about why the chicken crossed the road. My mark dropped lmao.

    Submitted by twizzy on Feb 24, 10 at 7:14pm
  • I must see this power point!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 12:15pm
  • This person must have been high if they think Santa could beat Peter Pan. I mean first of all Santa Claus isn't even real.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 7:44pm
  • 8:00 Sidney Crosby scored!!!!!! On his own team... U.S.A.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 8:57pm
  • That's nothing, I once made an excel spreadsheet where if you added any sequence of numbers, could derive any specific line of numbers. For example I typed in my birthday and derived the launch codes for a nearby ICBM. All while high. \nP.S. Norway is going DOWN!!!

    Submitted by anonymose on Aug 19, 10 at 3:49am
  • Hey dipshit @ 7:44 neither is peter pan

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 9:22pm
  • @3:48... sydney crosby is most definitely king

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 8:00pm
  • Yeah it says nothing about blacking about you fucking moron -Tits Mcgee

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 12:51pm
  • WTF is up with all these "you did this" and "you were so drunk that" do people suddenly catch amnesia? Or do their friends just like to be all "hey I don't remember what I did, can you remind me in a format that's good to put on TFLN?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 2:04pm
  • Who says drugs doesn't support education?? Hahaha

    Submitted by pbmunster on Feb 24, 10 at 5:55pm
  • Wth, either you don't know how to comprehend, or or you just can't read. The classic "you" (as said earlier) comment, always means the person was too fucked up to remember what happened, and is being filled in. Tits McGee. You sir, are a fucking moron.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 1:22pm
  • Yay! Of course the first TFLN in my area code I've seen in awhile would be about weed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 5:55pm
  • Obviously Santa wins. The army of elves are equally matched by the Lost Boys, but Santa's got REINDEER. FLYING reindeer. No contest.

    Submitted by hmmmm on Feb 24, 10 at 2:02pm
  • God the mods are morons. You DON'T black out when you're high and you don't do shit that stupid.

    Submitted by RAAAAAAAANDY on Feb 24, 10 at 1:47pm
  • why do you have tfln if all you're gonna do is comment on the posts bitching about how they are "fake" if you don't like it go on to the next one and quit acting like a freakin baby

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 10:27am
  • Yea, I'm with 1251 it says 'you' plain as day, so who's the fucking moron here?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 12:55pm
  • 

    Submitted by dillon on Mar 2, 10 at 8:13pm
  • Win

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 1:16pm
  • Tangerines are the best munchies

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 12:57pm
  • i must see this people said i was just high when i told people that!

    Submitted by ashleyslover on Jun 30, 10 at 1:49am
  • Hey dipshit @ 9:22 he knows

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 9:21am
  • I want to be your friend. Really bad.

    Submitted by AnonyMissFTW on Feb 25, 10 at 12:57pm
  • @2:02: maybe Santa has flying reindeer, but Peter Pan has Tinkerbell with her 'pixie dust'. Beat that...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 4:57pm
  • Hmmm... 303? Probably somewhere in boulder. Haha. Definitely like the most likely place someone would get high on Colorado

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 12:39pm
  • I want to see this PowerPoint

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 2:01pm
  • 12:19 that's cause you sir are a quitter. Instead of going to bed like a bitch hang out longer and keep using and or drinking. It's always fun to find out stuff you don't remember doing especially if you're anfun person sober.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 12:28pm
  • I always remember what I do when I'm baked.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 3:38pm
  • I would LOVE to see this slideshow hahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 4:00pm
  • I think i'm in love.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 8:30pm
  • I'd like to see this PowerPoint, fake or not it's funny!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 12:27pm
  • Who says drugs doesn't support education?? Hahaha

    Submitted by pbmunster on Feb 24, 10 at 5:59pm
  • Yeah 3OH!3 representin

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 6:17pm
  • No way Peter pan can fly and has an army of attack children and he hits it with tiger Lilly mermaids and Wendy AND wendys daughter he's a true player

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 12:50pm
  • One word... Elves.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 4:56pm
  • Damn 12:51 beat me to it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 12:52pm
  • If u need any more titles, how bout... Why tooth fairy kicked Easter bunnys ass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 12:37pm
  • Friend of mine blacked out he was so high. Saw it. Literally keeled over haha.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 1:35pm
  • I would love to see that PowerPoint

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 11:33am
  • Too much Ritalin and weed makes things like this possible

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 6:56pm
  • Awesome.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 2:11pm
  • Hella awsome Ima tell my friend to make a ppt on somthing when he's hella blazed....and btw co is nothing compared to CA weed

    Submitted by crazyshitman on Mar 24, 10 at 12:57am
  • Literlally laughed out loud

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 7:34am
  • I'm very curious about what this power point has to say.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 2:06pm
  • First

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 12:14pm
  • I wish people would realize there's more to colorado than boulder.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 12:05am
  • Not big on the whole drug thing....but this is hilarious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 5:38pm
  • @9:22 you're amazing hahaha

    Submitted by WoahDreamBig92 on Feb 24, 10 at 10:33pm
  • 12:45, come on. It starts with "you", clearly suggesting that the person he/she's texting doesn't remember anything what so ever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 12:51pm
  • I'm communist Canada the king sidney Crosby beats Peter pan and Santa

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 3:48pm
  • Peter pan can fly too... Happy thoughts

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 10:57pm
  • my friends sat around for hours thinking of get rich quick ideas while they were all really high. they pretty much don't remember it all, but all the idea's were very clever. so who's to say that this may or may not have happened. also, who is to say that the texter wasn't just trying to mess with their buddy. either way, funny as shit.

    Submitted by elayne0825 on Feb 24, 10 at 6:52pm
  • I'm going to vote for Santa.

    Submitted by plc123 on May 24, 10 at 8:01pm
  • You don't black out when you're high I don't care if it's the best weed in the world...sorry but the mods are fags and know this is fake

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 1:23pm
    • Oh wow, and here's me being silly and thinking there were things in the world other than weed that people can get high on! FYI, I have had blackouts on prescription meds *when used as directed* - I have NO trouble believing that people who are going for a high are blacking out. The world doesn't begin and end with your personal experience.

      Submitted by hmmmm on Feb 24, 10 at 1:59pm
  • 12:05 your right... I think everyone should know that boulder is an amazing place to get high on some DANK. But thanks to all our dispensaries you can get high on the finest herb anywhere in CO you want. You just have to have a friend or two with "severe back pain" and you're FLYING HIGH!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 12:27am
  • Hell yeah usa is da shiiiittttt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 8:58pm
  • It's called not remembering because you were so fucked up. It's happened to me. Yes. It is possible. Clearly if you think otherwise, you are an idiot who needs to get off this site because it's funny to those who understand.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 4:14pm
  • I would pay money to see this power point

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 1:17pm
  • can u email me the power point

    Submitted by bellediesse on Jan 29, 12 at 11:32pm
  • Come on. You blacked out and made a 14 page PowerPoint presentation? I don't think so.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 12:39pm
  • Haha werid our school is doing the play Peter pan.... In my defense Peter pan could kick santas ass

    Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Feb 25, 10 at 4:51pm
  • Yes. Very curious to see this power point presentation. Please post on YouTube. Also, no you cannot blackout solely from a little herb. And Santa will not necessarily beat Peter pan... He's got bows and arrows.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 2:19pm
  • Stupid fucking text. I've never blacked out no matter how high I was. Passed out yes but blackout no. FAKE

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 12:19pm
    • And obviously, since it's never happened to you, it's completely impossible for it to have ever happened to anyone ELSE... solipsist.

      Submitted by hmmmm on Feb 24, 10 at 1:55pm
      • That's the best burn I've ever seen using the word "solipsist". Well done.

        Submitted by Herschel on Feb 24, 10 at 7:17pm
  • Send me this powerpoint and I'll upload it for everyone! I'm not convinced yet ;)

    Submitted by HaZal2d0uS on Mar 14, 10 at 4:28am
  • Lol 12:50

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 12:54pm
  • I just shit myself from laughing so hard

    Submitted by lawlzies on Feb 8, 12 at 12:37am
  • 12:28 a fun person***

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 12:29pm
  • I want to see that power point!

    Submitted by SarahFish26 on Jan 7, 12 at 8:15pm
  • Uhm why is everyone talking about blacking out? I don't see anything that suggests this kid blacked out

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 12:45pm
  • Gotta love those nights!

    Submitted by OtisSpunkmiester on Aug 5, 11 at 12:29am
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