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Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.

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omahaaaaaaaa :) represent

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 12:11am

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Oh, thank God you found them. Maybe now we can pull them off the endangered species list.

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 9:51am

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Literally!!!!!!!

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 5:16pm

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africa

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 11:19am

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Hey why they gotta be white for? Typically it's blacks who get high. That's all rappers ever talk about now, you racist fuck

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 10:10am

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Man, you've got to love those hallucinogens...

Submitted by Herschel on Feb 1, 10 at 12:19am

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First

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 9:37am

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1st

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 11:49am

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11:20 they do. They do. Blacks act all chill and relaxed, whites always find something to do that annoys friends and gets them into trouble. Asians just can't see anymore. Mexicans cut more lawns.

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 12:47pm

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In Soviet Russia, 6000 elephants literally in YOU

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 9:48am

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I love how people act like different races act differently when they're high. Grow the fuck up and shut the fuck up.

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 11:20am

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hahaha @ 4:37

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 1:00am

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In soviet Russia, 6000 of YOU are in the elephants backyard

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 4:37pm

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In america, stupid white 13 year olds get high for the first time and text their friends stupid fucking shit, literally TFLN staff I want to fuck you with a 17.4 inch sword.

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 9:53am

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Me too

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 10:09am

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That's the first Soviet Russia joke Ive laughed at!

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 9:56am

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stupid

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 12:59am

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No one gives a flying fuck about soviet russia shut the hell up about it

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 12:58pm

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p town son!!!

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 10:36pm

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9:51 hahahahhaahahhaha

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 11:30am

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10:10 please refrence me a black person that would say this when he is high. When black people get high they don't text stupid shit to freinds. They just chill. I'm guessing you don't have a single black friend. You racist fuck.

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 10:58am

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I have a feeling that my brotber is the one doing all of this soviet russia shit cuz he showed me this app and he goes around the house saying it

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 5:53pm

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In soviet russia you in 6000 elephants backyard

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 12:53pm

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Haha what?

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 9:49am

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Prolly got high and watched Winnie the pooh lol

Submitted by NPH9384 on Feb 21, 11 at 5:07pm

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Maybe they were referring to republicans?

Submitted by kleigh426 on Jul 26, 10 at 5:11am

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Drugs much?

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 4:11pm

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YOU ARE LOSERS!!

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 9:39am

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1010, actually rappers talk about fuckin bitches too.

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 10:37am

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False!

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 9:50am

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That's alot of elephants

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 10:43pm

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Submitted by NPH9384 on Feb 21, 11 at 5:07pm

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