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  just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.

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• That was actually hilarious.

  Submitted by Chuck_Bass_FTW on Jun 14, 10 at 3:37pm

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• I wanna own a midget!

  Submitted by corncob114 on Jun 14, 10 at 3:26pm

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• I wonder if he can still get a DUI???

  Submitted by tha904mack on Jun 16, 10 at 11:50pm

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• Was he a little drunk?

  Submitted by leadbelly on Jun 14, 10 at 7:11pm

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• Was the midget's girlfriend in the cooler?

  Submitted by CatSnatchFever on Jun 14, 10 at 3:27pm

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• Who would ever rate this bad night

  Submitted by purpleispretty on Jun 14, 10 at 6:29pm

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• you are officially the luckiest person alive

  Submitted by dubbydubs on Jun 14, 10 at 4:09pm

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• I remember seeing some midget that was dressed like a gnome and scaring the shit out of people. Was weird.

  Submitted by Serec on Jun 15, 10 at 8:28am

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• There are leprechans! The don't have pots of gold, just coolers with alcohol.

  Submitted by thekandymaan on Jun 14, 10 at 8:49pm

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• I am so jealous. I always wanted to hug a midget with a motorized beer cooler.

  Submitted by nsgf on Jun 14, 10 at 3:28pm

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• I have one of those! The cooler not the midget

  Submitted by awsome on Jun 15, 10 at 11:15pm

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• i know him! he lives across the street from my brother. and is, indeed, creepy.

  Submitted by vroomboom on Jun 15, 10 at 10:26am

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• I SAW THIS TOO, in Kansas City except he was trying to get into a bar ad the bastards wouldn't let him in what kind of bar dosent let in a midget on a motorized cooler with a conductors hat!!! A shitty bar that's what type!

  Submitted by GoDudeGo on Jun 14, 10 at 4:44pm

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  • well you can't take your own alcohol into a bar ...................

    Submitted by urmomzbff on Jun 16, 10 at 12:05am

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• I would've taken his cooler and put it on the top shelf...just to see his stubby arms struggle to reach it

  Submitted by orangecrush24 on Jun 21, 10 at 12:42am

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• I have seen said midget!!!

  Submitted by kirbyvsyoshi on Jun 14, 10 at 10:06pm

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• I was hanging out with him last night at Rhythm and Booze in KCMO. That cooler is badass

  Submitted by cobongo on Jul 16, 10 at 9:06pm

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• Watch out mate, Mini-Me does not take kindly to stalking

  Submitted by yourconscience on Jun 14, 10 at 4:50pm

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• I've seen him too! He lives in Olathe

  Submitted by marcmedic on Jun 14, 10 at 5:25pm

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• I wonder how long it would take to get the midget in the cooler

  Submitted by dmaverick27 on Jun 14, 10 at 5:09pm

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• I saw that guy leaving a bar!

  Submitted by kguarini on Jun 15, 10 at 4:07am

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• LOL!!! I would walk into his house after him and watch him waddle!!

  Submitted by RyanAK on Jun 16, 10 at 3:56am

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• possibly one of the funnier posts on TFLN.

  Submitted by underagehangover on Jun 14, 10 at 5:00pm

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• Hahahahahahahhahahahab that's fucking hilarious

  Submitted by getfuckedup420 on Jun 17, 10 at 4:15am

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• i know him! he lives across the street from my brother! and goes to my grandmas church. he rides his cooler to both places.

  Submitted by vroomboom on Jun 15, 10 at 10:36am

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• 0.o where does he keep the engine???

  Submitted by FlashingLight on Jun 15, 10 at 5:53pm

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• Haha I love my area code :)

  Submitted by SomeRandomGuy on Jun 15, 10 at 12:08am

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• I would follow him too!

  Submitted by callalilly on Jun 15, 10 at 12:11am

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• kinda creepy, but the hilarity makes up for it.

  Submitted by Anonymous1024 on Jun 14, 10 at 8:26pm

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• Bahahhahahahahahaha

  Submitted by navybluplatypus2 on Jun 16, 10 at 12:00am

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• is it wrong that the first thought that crossed my mind was that this normal sized human was gonna steal his booze?

  Submitted by yczi on Jun 14, 10 at 6:39pm

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• Okay, yes this is funny. But the word midget is offensive to me, as i'm classified as a very tall dwarf. I'm 18 and look 12.

  Submitted by RWHGHP on Jun 15, 10 at 6:23am

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• Seen him in Olathe a few times

  Submitted by penichillin on Jul 25, 10 at 2:45am

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• Your a stalker!

  Submitted by zwuang on Jun 14, 10 at 3:28pm

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  • *You're

    Submitted by TowerCrane on Jun 14, 10 at 8:59pm

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• I have pictures on my fridge of me bending him over and doggy stylin his ass. I'm on my knees. True story...he's a very cool guy to party with til he tries to take you home to his wife.

  Submitted by duh55 on Jun 15, 10 at 9:49pm

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• The mental image is so epic

  Submitted by vsangelforever on Jun 26, 11 at 9:23pm

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• I know that midget, his name is Jeff and his wife makes fuck'n awesome cinnamon rolls.

  Submitted by AllPurposeBen on Jun 17, 10 at 6:15am

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• That midget is my hero

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 10 at 5:02pm

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• They need to put that on too fast too furious! \nThat's a he'll of a midget! Go midgets!

  Submitted by CameronWarren on Jun 15, 10 at 11:09am

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• Omg your so lucky!!

  Submitted by kelbaby on Jun 15, 10 at 7:24am

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• Dear fucking god that is amazing

  Submitted by mjhobo on Jun 15, 10 at 3:46pm

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• Lolol

  Submitted by skaddam on Jun 15, 10 at 6:05pm

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• Thats some funny shit right their nigga!

  Submitted by ttrott on Jun 14, 10 at 7:01pm

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• First (:

  Submitted by lily_loves_you on Jun 14, 10 at 3:26pm

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