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  • I applaude this man

    Submitted by darkknight9 on Feb 28, 10 at 12:07pm
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  • Clap.......clap.......clap....clap clap clap clap clap clapclapclapclapclapclapclap

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 12:20pm
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  • I'm pretty sure guys don't do "The Walk of Shame". But if I nailed a 6-2 blonde cheerleader I would want the whole world to know too. Congratulations.

    Submitted by agentorange on Feb 28, 10 at 1:17pm
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  • I feel like I should clear this height issue up. 6'2 is 187cm. I should know as I'm the same height and have an inkling of suspicion that this text was about me.

    Submitted by kensbetterhalf on Mar 28, 10 at 9:33pm
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  • She was so tall he had to go up on her.

    Submitted by paperworkpilot on Mar 1, 10 at 12:11am
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  • I'm from the UK, and I'm 5'9. We often measure ourselves in feet. However, notice he's with a 6 inch cheerleader.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 7:22am
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  • "She is six inches two..." read that over.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 2:55pm
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  • In soviet russia, cheerleading team does walk of shame

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 4:17am
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  • Hahaha 722 FTW

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 2, 10 at 3:29am
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  • I hate banging tall women. It's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway. Plus they have huge vaginas.

    Submitted by phlipmann on Sep 19, 10 at 4:37pm
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  • if you're trying to say that she's 6'2", then you fucked an amazon woman whose hands probably make your dick look like a baby carrot & if not, what did you fuck tinkerbell???

    Submitted by gnarcotics on Feb 28, 10 at 2:20pm
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  • What fucking Englishman talks like a second banana in a Judd Apatow movie?

    Submitted by elpintogrande on Feb 28, 10 at 1:30pm
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  • 44 'Cheerleading team' = BS

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 1:59pm
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    • Just because he's from the 44 doesn't mean he's IN the 44.

      Submitted by keo on Feb 28, 10 at 2:52pm
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  • its the 'story of my life' shame

    Submitted by canonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 12:19pm
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  • She sounds like a dude.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 1:31am
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  • Why the hell is everyone commenting about the fact that he mentions her height in feet?Firstly, the IMPERIAL system is used in the UK (I live here. I know.) not all of Europe uses metric. Secondly, the thing that you should be commenting on is the fact that he says that she is a cheerleader. We don't commonly have cheerleading teams here.

    Submitted by Acacia on Apr 5, 10 at 9:38am
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  • Congratulations! \n\nRepeat as needed.

    Submitted by madpanda on Feb 28, 10 at 11:10pm
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  • Hahahah amazing

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 2:02pm
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  • You know that +44 is a BAND, right? He put that for the same reason people say they're from the 303, because 3OH!3 is a band. Y'all are stupid.

    Submitted by facelessrandom on Mar 1, 10 at 2:39pm
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    • You have to dial +44 before the actual number if you're going to make a call to the UK. Just like you'd have to dial +46 if you're gonna make a call to Sweden. That's where the band got their name from, not the other way around.

      Submitted by barnacleboy on Mar 2, 10 at 5:19pm
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    • 3oh!3 is from boulder, colorado, area code 303. Hence their name.

      Submitted by calmxpanicked17 on Mar 2, 10 at 9:25pm
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  • First

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 12:04pm
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  • you should use that line on someone. "Yeah, I'm Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother." hahahaha awesome

    Submitted by jimmy5082 on Mar 1, 10 at 12:38am
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  • Why is someone in UK saying 6'2"? They use the metric system. My fake-dar is going off

    Submitted by DivineMuffinMan on Mar 1, 10 at 4:31am
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    • Bullshit. We like to mix imperial and metric, it makes life harder for the mainland Europeans.

      Submitted by shotgunsmile09 on Mar 1, 10 at 2:37pm
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  • I hate fucking tall women. It's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway. Plus they have huge vaginas.

    Submitted by phlipmann on Sep 19, 10 at 4:35pm
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  • So... basically Jonah Hill?

    Submitted by dude88 on Jun 30, 11 at 12:12pm
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  • 44 is mark hoppus Travis barker and some other dudes and I'm pretty sure none of the are from the uk

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 3, 10 at 2:49am
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  • Lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 9:08pm
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  • Yes. That's great.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 1:31pm
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  • 6'2"? That's kind of gross

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 4:41pm
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  • Post that as your facebook status

    Submitted by crazyman217 on Apr 12, 11 at 9:44pm
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  • If he's in the UK, I feel like that height should be in centimeters.

    Submitted by no5_is_alive on Feb 28, 10 at 7:20pm
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    • we measure ourselves in feet in the UK. I'm 5'7", have no idea what I am in centimetres.

      Submitted by marsailidh on Mar 2, 10 at 10:38am
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  • Champion! I'd do a victory lap

    Submitted by planks on May 13, 11 at 11:46pm
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  • first

    Submitted by upfront on Feb 28, 10 at 12:04pm
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  • Lame

    Submitted by isfreakinggreat on Feb 28, 10 at 4:45pm
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  • I give you mad props bro mad props

    Submitted by The_Real_McCoy on Jun 26, 11 at 11:18am
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  • Pure. Fucking. Class - and just to clear shit up, we DO have cheerleaders in the UK...

    Submitted by FreakOfNatureUK on Sep 20, 11 at 9:50pm
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  • Seems like you're pretty funny to me, man...

    Submitted by Andikins on Apr 11, 11 at 3:51am
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