I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
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Someone saw Hunger Games as a joke too. At the ending credits, I screamed out from the audience "I'm Spartacus!" A few in the crowd laughed and got it. The others ... I'm not dating those types.
I'll hide your sword...I have a secret spot that I bet it will fit nicely...
Oww.
Cost of sword - $200\nWatching a man play with his sword - wetness.
hey girl, want to see my master sword?
i would
That will only lead to a sexy homosexual sword fight
What's wrong with that?
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