Billy Mays wouldnt have liked the joke unless you were buying one of his cheap pieces of shit off the TV ... "but wait, we will DOUBLE the offer!! , ...just pay additional shipping and processing... that shaddy motherfucker... and why wouldnt you go to the hospital after you took Jesus' dick to the back of your head on that plane>? I hope his wife snorts some of that Might Putty in memory of him, then blow all of his cash... like a gold diggin' bitch we know her out to be!!!!!
This was ripped off of so many different websites. It's funny, but I wouldn't go with "original" if the person who sent this text claims they made it up themselves.
Was he even really considered a celebrity?? I mean he did infomercials and had a crappy show on Discovery. But hey maybe that means 2 more will die this week....
11:57
FUCK YOU, STUPID JACK ASS! YOU ARE A COLD HEARTLESS ASSHOLE. BILLY MAYS WAS AN AMAZING PERSON TO BOTH THE PUBLIC AND TO HIS FAMILY.
If you didn't know him personally, then you surly don't have any right to make any joke about him or our family!
FUCK YOU, JACKASS!
(2:09) youre going to need a shamwow to wipe off the jizz from your moms face tomorrow, and dont make decaf, i need a booster when i wake up from going 27 rounds with your moms sleeping bag looking cunt
2:09, not funny. billy mays didn't even sell the shamwows, that was vince. and who fucking cares if he just died last night, he's dead either way and he seemed like the kind of guy that could appreciate a joke.
this text quoted sxephil's most recent youtube video. He says it word for word at the 2 40 mark of his "America Prepares for war with north korea?" video.. haha i bet the texter just pretended he made it up. or sxephil saw this site and pretended he made it up, but most likely the first one.
Hey guys, I'm pretty sure this text wasn't "stolen" from somebody else. Like 5 minutes after his death was announced, 3 people i know personally made jokes similar to this. The OP probably didn't see the youtube videos and thought it was funny.
I am attempting to convince everyone around the world to buy an awesome auger and use it to plant a tree in memory of Billy Mays. I think its what he would have wanted
HAHAHA! that was actually funny. and oh please, how many mj jokes did they have by wednesday night ...
June 28, 2009 11:52PM
WEDNESDAY NIGHT?? HAHA I had them firing in at 2pm that DAY. "How did MJ really die, they say it was food poisoning : He ate too many ten-year old weiners."
ANYONE SAYING SXEPHIL CREATED THIS:
I watch his shows too and I subscribe but he stole this joke as so many others did ; this text might not be the "original" but this was not stolen from SXEPHIL. This one came first.
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