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  • Why is the rum always gone..?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 6:05pm
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  • That's because you were dressed like bitches

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 6:14pm
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  • Hahaha my friend who was dressed like a pirate did the same thing

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 4:33pm
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  • beer tastes bad...liquor's the way to go

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 12:53am
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  • There are only butt pirates in Orlando

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 5:11pm
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  • I like poopers I like shit! The best damn job is a butt pirate!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 5:56pm
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  • Fa-- win? I don't know...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 12:22am
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  • Haha love it.... You really don't have to be a pirate I was a sexy army chick and stole beer hehe...okay maybe not sexy but sounded sweet

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 12:18am
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  • Oh, I get it! Pirates are known for stealing so this is funny baecause someone dressed as a pirate stole your beer! Jeff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 5:06pm
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  • this is great because i dressed up as a pirate tonight, and i drank the last bottle at the party.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 1:54am
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  • This makes me think of Harold and Kumar

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 3:06pm
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  • I was a priate! But I just stole a snickers bar...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 11:31am
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  • Gar! I'll board ye from the rear and plunder the booty in yer poopdeck!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 4:29am
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  • Oh, I get it! Pirates steel boats and these pirates stole their beer! -Jeff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 5:10pm
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  • But why is the rum gone?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 4:25pm
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  • were you dressed as a ninja?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 11:39pm
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  • I mean u don't have to have a Halloween party on Halloween I've been to two already and it's just now Halloween night...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 9:13pm
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  • You wanna know how I got these scars? -Joker

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 5:45pm
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  • Garrrr shiver me timbers it was me that stole yer booty

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 6:01pm
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  • This is the best halloween tfln yet.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 9:22am
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  • All these texts wouldn't seem made up if u waited till tomorow to post them

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 8:55pm
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  • And let me guess, your costume is pirate?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 8:57pm
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  • Way to represent, ORLANDOOOOO WOOOH HALLOWEEN LETS GO

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 5:20pm
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  • I'm a pirate, I love me yo''re mamas booty. And my girls... And wife...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 12:23am
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  • Did the pirate steal all your beer, or just your fucking beer?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 8:19pm
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  • I'm Rick James bitch!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 9:08pm
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  • 8:55 college kids have been celebrating halloween since at least thursday, some of us since last weekend. you dont wait til halloween to dress up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 1:02am
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  • That was me. Sorry, I was thirsty.

    Submitted by Kender on May 6, 10 at 7:09pm
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  • That's cool, but I wouldn't steal the rest of your fucking beer.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 4:15am
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  • Haahahahahahahahahahahaahahaahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 8:52pm
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  • He stole the beer bcuz he already had a little Captain in him but apparently he ran out...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 1:43am
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