i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
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Why is the rum always gone..?
That's because you were dressed like bitches
Hahaha my friend who was dressed like a pirate did the same thing
beer tastes bad...liquor's the way to go
There are only butt pirates in Orlando
I like poopers I like shit! The best damn job is a butt pirate!!
Fa-- win? I don't know...
Oh, I get it! Pirates are known for stealing so this is funny baecause someone dressed as a pirate stole your beer! Jeff
Haha love it.... You really don't have to be a pirate I was a sexy army chick and stole beer hehe...okay maybe not sexy but sounded sweet
this is great because i dressed up as a pirate tonight, and i drank the last bottle at the party.
This makes me think of Harold and Kumar
I was a priate! But I just stole a snickers bar...
Gar! I'll board ye from the rear and plunder the booty in yer poopdeck!
Oh, I get it! Pirates steel boats and these pirates stole their beer! -Jeff
But why is the rum gone?
were you dressed as a ninja?
You wanna know how I got these scars? -Joker
I mean u don't have to have a Halloween party on Halloween I've been to two already and it's just now Halloween night...
Garrrr shiver me timbers it was me that stole yer booty
This is the best halloween tfln yet.
All these texts wouldn't seem made up if u waited till tomorow to post them
And let me guess, your costume is pirate?
I'm a pirate, I love me yo''re mamas booty. And my girls... And wife...
Way to represent, ORLANDOOOOO WOOOH HALLOWEEN LETS GO
Did the pirate steal all your beer, or just your fucking beer?
I'm Rick James bitch!
That was me. Sorry, I was thirsty.
8:55 college kids have been celebrating halloween since at least thursday, some of us since last weekend. you dont wait til halloween to dress up
That's cool, but I wouldn't steal the rest of your fucking beer.
Haahahahahahahahahahahaahahaahaha
He stole the beer bcuz he already had a little Captain in him but apparently he ran out...
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