I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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