Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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