another moral hangover. fuck.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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