If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
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