I can tuck mytits in my pants
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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