my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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