I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
And then my night got REAL pukey
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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