Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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