My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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