Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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