eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
Randomize
