Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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